I hate spam, don't you? Not edible Spam, mind you, but trash spam – the junk you receive in your e-mail handler. When fried, I like canned Spam; I just wish I could fry some of the dudes who send me tons of the other kind.
I've gotten quite proficient at deletin' the junk messages, though. The problem is that I get into such a big hurry that I sometimes delete a message I wanted to keep or had yet to read. It's a good thing it's not really deleted, but goes to a "deleted" file where you can retrieve it. After that, you can delete it for good if you so choose. Whoever devised e-mail must have known ol' Galen pulled the "delete trigger" very quickly.