I've said it time after time that I'm not the brightest light bulb in the house nor the sharpest tack in the drawer, and have yet to receive an argument to the contrary. I suppose that proves that you good folks really believe me when I tell you something.
Well, I've got something else to tell you, and I ain't none too happy 'bout it. You won't be happy 'bout it either 'cause it involves money that came out of your pocket. I read this a couple years ago, and it's bothered me ever since.